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More of Green Al’s Gasses – Climategate Poet Al Gore

Omaha, Nebraska: December 31, 2010 The Reformed Senate Select Committee to Investigate the Mass Progressive Suicides (CIMPS) of December 2009 today released its findings on the tragedy.

CIMPS’ summary concludes:

Late last year a virulent poem created by Al Gore decimated the Progressive Movement of the United States when 98% of its membership committed suicide after reading it. Contrary to rumors of a putsch by the Conservative Revolutionary Front, it is the finding of the emergency U.S. government in Omaha that it was not LSD in the water supply of Washington, the Upper West Side, and vast portions of Hollywood, San Francisco, and 1300 Pennsylvania Avenue that precipitated the near extinction of American progressives. Neither was it a conspiracy of global oil interests headed by defrocked members of the KGB. The deaths are attributable to the deranged act of a lone poet.

[from Pajamas Media]

This man is insane... Only someone suffering from a complete and utter detachment from reality could possibly write such a "poem" in the face of Climategate. What's interesting is, he's probably no less sane than the rest of the zealots and their quest for Green Jesus... I mean, take a look at what's happening in Copenhagen already: Riot in Copenhagen, heat on squabbling leaders

"By evening, the frustration had turned to anger as a crowd of anywhere between 50,000 to 100,000 mainly young people shut down central Copenhagen and young men in black hoods smashed shop windows. Riot police moved in swiftly and arrested at least 300 people."

Funny, you never seem to hear about violence at Tea Party protests... That is, unless of course the local SEIU happens to be in attendance: (Videos) SEIU Thugs Attack Actual Grassroots Citizens (And Obama doesn't want to hear from the grass roots)

Maybe somebody oughta ask Nancy Pelosi about some of this stuff... She was trying to wring some water out of that dead skin mask of hers, feigning tears while expressing concern over potential violence from... Well, anybody ready this column...

Only in Bizarro World, folks...

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